Salutations, Lady Greensword!
'tis I, Knave, uh, Hast Not Done The Readings. Hayley.
Found you through your Facebook.
Saying hello just to make sure I don't seem like a creepy stalker, though I am one, but shhh, that's between you and I.
Now I shall stop being silly and get back to my essay. Because it's, uh, totally done. Yeah. Just proof reading it, yeah, totally, uh... *gone*